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Blog Action Day 2009: Climate Change

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

This post brought to you be www.blogactionday.org

Mmmm. Environmentalism. Tastes good. Especially with some Favabeans and a nice Chianti.

I am a consumer. I eat. I wipe my ass. I use enough electricity feeding my music, House, and Warcraft habit to power a small planet.

I’m not concerned about the planet.

I’m concerned about me.

That second statement necessitates the first.

All the talk about saving the planet is a bunch of touchy feely political bullshit. The planet has been through meteor strikes, ice ages, tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, you name it. We don’t measure ‘natural disasters’ in damage to Earth. We measure it in human lives.

Because no matter what we do, Earth will still be here. Something will survive and flourish.

Climate change? Bah. It’s us or the cockroaches and moss.

Do we need to change our ways? Only if we want to survive and give our kids something to inherit. “Natural disasters” come in two forms. Their either Earths way of saying “wake up,” or they’re earths way of balancing the equation. Either way, we’re screwed.

We can’t do anything about the equation. Plates will shift, stuff will break or be consumed in fire and ash. That is not our fault. But if we can eliminate the “wake up” part, though, we stand a much better chance of surviving.

If we can reduce our collective belching into the atmosphere, we can at least avoid a few. With less warming, we’ll have fewer hurricanes, tornadoes, and other atmospheric weather phenomena. These are Earth’s way of taking a cold shower. They dissipate atmospheric energy in an efficient (for Earth) and deadly (for us) manner.

Another much trumpeted effect of reducing the human industrial flatulence problem is that our ice can stay ice, and thus our coastal cities can avoid becoming a human Seaworld.

So for fucks sake, let’s get our collective act together. Not for the planet, but to save our own sorry asses.

Thanks to “Mind of a Mad Woman” for making me aware of Blog Action Day.

A blog is a dictatorship

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

 

By LindaH via Flickr

By LindaH via Flickr

We live in a wonderful country, where the freedom of speech is one of our most cherished, protected rights. It is a concept foreign to many in this world, as their nations and cultures limit what they can say.

Freedom of speech is not all it’s cracked up to be, however.

We all self-censor a lot of the things we’d like to say. We’re careful about what we say to people we meet, our co-workers, friends, and family. We’re careful about striking the proper tone in our writing. We dress up for job interviews, eschewing individuality for the sake of formality. We’re very careful (most of the time) about what we post online.

It takes a lot of courage to put oneself “out there,” publishing  stories about one’s life. (Note, I don’t see myself as courageous. I just lack modesty). Doing so can have great rewards, from  monetary compensation to building lasting relationships.

Then there are the trolls.

I am fortunate in that I don’t get trolls on my blog. I’m unfortunate that I don’t get many visitors at all, period. Mamasick, a person I follow on Twitter, started a blog recently, and already has a fanbase. Apparently, she also has detractors. The troll in question has apparently been following her on Twitter for some time, and saw the opening of the blog as a perfect opportunity to jump in and start swinging, venting whatever anger has been building up.

Funny things, these trolls. There’s a sad sense of entitlement with them. They think that their right to free speech extends everywhere.

They are dead wrong.

A blog owner has every right to delete comments. It’s a dictatorship. They are absolutely allowed to shape their blog, including the interactive elements, to create the atmosphere that they want. I have, on this very blog, deleted comments that I feel were contrary to the message I wished to portray. I’ve even deleted my own blog posts, as I realized they were published in anger and haste. Like it says at the top, “iz mah blog.” I can do what I want with it.

To the trolls, I know most of you are just assholes with nothing beter to do. You can ignore this. But to the trolls who take exception with someone they follow, or a blog, here’s what to do:

Stop following that person and reading their blog. If you don’t and you get edited out, don’t get all indignant.

All bloggers have that right. Just sayin.