Archive for December, 2008
Things I never thought I’d say.. till I had kids
1. Get your french fries out of your ear.
2. Why is there syrup on the dog?
3. Get out of the dog’s kennel!
4. (To the pediatrician)She has a pebble in her ear?
5. Why are there fires in your chocolate milk?
6. Don’t put the carrot up your nose.
7. Why is there Butt Paste in your hair?
8. Don’t put the dog in the box.
9. Why is there jelly on the DVD’s?
10. 12 grapes? How’d she fit 12 grapes in her mouth?
more to come later….
