Here is a continuation of another post from December of 2008. And this is simply random things that I have said to my children that, until you have kids, you’d never imagine saying to anyone.
- You weigh 26 lbs; the dog weighs 13lbs. DON’T TRY TO RIDE THE DOG!
- Why are there crayons IN the fan?
- Don’t sit on your brother’s head!
- How did you get stuck in the toy box?
- You cannot unlock the door with Spongebob’s nose.
- No, you can’t wear a tutu to the store.
- How is it that you fit 3 SpongeBob’s, a giraffe and a monkey in the tea kettle?
- Get the monkey out of your mouth.
- DO NOT EAT THE DVD’s!
- Get down from there and put your clothes on!
….to be continued….
I have to comment on #1 … to my son I say, you weigh 30lbs, the dog weighs 68lbs … STILL DON’T TRY TO RIDE THE DOG!
thank you for this public service announcement.
Are those things being said to MY GRANDCHILDREN?